As you walk your two Pitbulls down my street and struggle to control each of them, perhaps you shouldn’t be. It is not my fault or my dog’s fault that your dogs are untrained and uncontrollable.
You fucker, do not have the right to pepper spray my dog because he is big and ran down the driveway!
Guess what, asshole, we have an invisible fence!
Our dog is trained to not pass the end of the driveway. Our dog is trained not to bark at people or animals. Our dog is trained to obey commands such as sit and back and stay.
Because you chose to pepper spray my dog, now it is 20 minutes later, and after a bath, he still can not open one of his eyes. If it does not improve, we will have to take him to a vet.
Because you chose to pepper spray my dog, I may be getting rushed to the hospital. You see, I have severe asthma, and in the wake of tending to my injured animal, the pepper spray has triggered a severe attack. If my breathing treatments do not work, we will be on our way.
So, asshole, I highly suggest:
If you can’t control your dogs, perhaps you should invest in animal obedient school or not be a dog owner. Perhaps a miniture Poodle would be more your speed.
If you are scared enough to be walking down a residential street in a good neighborhood carrying a can of pepper spray, perhaps you should just stay home.
Because, Mr. Jack Ass, you do not have the right to pepper spray MY dog when he is on OUR property.